Critical/Dance (1987)

Your pirouette's not perfect yet
Yes sir, yes sir!
And your entrechat's a mal-a-tete
No sir, no sir!
In this ballet who...who says "tres bon"
"N'est—ce pas?"
"Mais non?"
"Oola!"

Your heels are worn and your tutu's torn
Yes sir, yes sir!
So you think you're suave with your eye-brows shorn
No sir, no sir!
In this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut"
"Nicht war?"
"Ach, nein?"
"Wunder bar!"

"Wunder bar!"
"Wunder bar!"

Your better half's a dead giraffe
Yes sir, yes sir!
'cause your pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh
No sir, no sir!
In this ballyhoo, who says "it's good"
"Great news?"
"But no?"
"Ha! Bullgoose!"

Your leg's too long
Your skull's too strong
Suppose your nose is wrong
Your eyes are blue
Your ears are too
Your mouth is oozing glue!

Up and up and up!
Up and up and up!
Up and up and up!
Up and up and up!