Creeper Vs Zombie Rap

[Intro: Skullkruncher13, BrySi]
You're all mine!
Mmm, brains
What? Zombie! Zombie!
What are you doing!? That was my kill!
Mmm, brains
No, Zombie! That's it! Let's settle this street style!
I'll rap battle you
Oh okay, you want a battle of the words huh?!
You go first
Yeah okay! Fine! Fine!

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Rap battle, anyone sign me up, oh I must win
Pass the mic son, you can skip the introduction
Take a step back, punk or you'll be done with
Came to drop bars because that's my only function
The sun sets now you might want to hide
Or I'm gonna find you all, better stay out of sight
People use my insides to make dynamite
So when you hear me hiss I'm gonna to light up the night!

[Verse 2: BrySi]
You wanna rap battle, I guess we can
I'd rather fist fight, but you don't have any hands
You're a freak, you look like a walking green penis
You ain't got no brains, 'cause if you did I would eat them!
Gettin' pissy, hissin' when you get mad
I get killed by the sunlight but you kill yourself, you dumbass
Bring me someone else to go against
You can go and rap battle a cow you'll have a better chance

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13, BrySi]
You can try to run, you can try to hide
But it's only gonna make this harder
Hope you've got a sword, keep it by your side
Now you see what they believe in monster
We're dangerous, you better watch your back
You never know when we'll attack
So stay inside, and just make sure you lock the door

[Verse 3: Skullkruncher13]
Hey Zombie, here's a list of demands
Find a new cologne please, and a clean pair of pants
The only thing you'll have after this song
Is a spot in a funeral home, where you belong (Oh!)
Chase all the villagers around the town
By the time I show up, I bring their houses down
Now, they tell me that your bark is bigger than your bite
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Zombie, is the Sun too bright?

[Verse 4: BrySi, Skullkruncher13]
I got a list of demands for you too, buddy
Give me five, ha you can't, armless dummy (Hey!)
I'll smack you around 'til you poop gunpowder
Mix it with some sand, make some TNT outta ya
You don't want this, you can't beat me
You're like Steve in his bed, you're dreamin'
Wanna wiggle away before you get mad?
I might be dead, but man, you're skills are bad

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13, BrySi]
You can try to run, you can try to hide
But it's only gonna make this harder
Hope you've got a sword, keep it by your side
Now you see what they believe in monster
We're dangerous, you better watch your back
You never know when we'll attack
So stay inside, and just make sure you lock the door

[Interlude: BrySi, Skullkruncher13]
After thinking about it for a little bit
What?
I don't know why we're arguing
That's kinda true, we both kill people
Kinda on the same team here

[Verse 5: Skullkruncher13, BrySi, both]
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it
I'm skinny and awkward, but we're both bad with women
So who care if I watch girls when they sleep?
Haters gonna hate, and Creepers gonna creep
This was kinda fun, I'm sorry if I said things
That were hurtful to you, didn't mean to hurt your feelings
After all, we have a lot of things in common
Creepers and Zombies, Minecraft mobbin'

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13, BrySi]
You can try to run, you can try to hide
But it's only gonna make this harder
Hope you've got a sword, keep it by your side
Now you see what they believe in monster
We're dangerous, you better watch your back
You never know when we'll attack
So stay inside, and just make sure you lock the door