Creatures Of The Night

[Verse 1]
Aldo's at it again
Eschewing sleep for shenanigans
Sailing sofas through the mansion halls
Out there, he looks mean
He's gotta make a big scene
But inside, he's giant, toothy smiles

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night

[Verse 2]
Tina makes up her bed
Hospital corners and thread count off the chart
But she won't sleep in it
See, once the dusk has come
The crosswords will be done
She's been Will Shortz since 1942

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night

[Chorus]
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
‘Cause we’re creatures of the night