Creative Control

[Intro: Brendan Blaber]
My dear friends!
TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?
C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why, and how of my genius plan!

[Verse 1: Brendan Blaber, Brendan Blaber & Elsie Lovelock]
Our scene opens on a Little Mr. Puzzles
Now cut to him having no friends
It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy
So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles!

[Verse 2: Brendan Blaber, Elsie Lovelock]
I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop (No!)
Until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!
So he made a decision to get into television
I cut off my face and put a TV in its place! (Ooh-ooh-ooh-wah!)

[Bridge: Brendan Blaber & Elsie Lovelock]
Patience is a virtue (Ooh-wah, ooh-wah)
Good things come to those who wait
Proverbs uttered by utter fools
I'll do anything it takes!

[Chorus: Brendan Blaber, Elsie Lovelock, Both]
(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (Ooh-wah)
You and your friends will look fantastic!
(The red carpet is rolled out!)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out!)
Don't wanna miss this moment (Ooh-wah)
When those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real life!

[Interlude: Brendan Blaber]
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption
The following message goes out to the stars of our show: The SMG4 Crew!
And we're rolling, let's go!

[Verse 3: Brendan Blaber]
You wanna know why I chose you?
You wanna know why I chose you?
'Cause you're the stupidest show that I've ever seen!
And if I can make you entertaining, I can do anything! (Hahaha)

[Chorus: Brendan Blaber, Elsie Lovelock, Both]
(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (Ooh-wah)
You and your friends will look fantastic! (Ooh-ooh-ooh, wah)
(The red carpet is rolled out!)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out!)
Don't wanna miss this moment (Ooh-wah)
When those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real
Grab a seat and seal the deal! (Ooh-wah)
When those gorgeous stars hit five
I get creative control of your real life!

[Outro: Brendan Blaber]
(Wah-hahaha, ooh-hahaha)
And scene!