Crazy Writes a Love Song

So I met a girl in the club the other night
Night, night, night, night, nightie, night, night, night, night
I lied
It was actually very early in the morning
Morning, morning, morning, morning, morning, morning, hmm
I lied again
There are no girls in engineering class
So went on out on the town instead
Because there, there are supposed to be fifty percent girls

So I went to a club in the middle of the night
Night, night, night, nightie, night, night
It was [?] in the morning

So I met this girl on the club in the middle of the night
Night, nightie, night, night, night, nightie, night, night
Good morning

I asked hеr "do you want to come home with me tonight?"
Night, nightiе, night, night, night, nightie, night, night
I'm saying "night" way too many times

We can do the things
Woo diddly on a thing with a stuff
If you know what I mean
Hehe, wink wink, nudge nudge, hint hint, wink
I'm talking about sex

And then he said-
He? She said that we
Lalala

Do you want to come home with me?
Please don't answer it's gonna be a no
This song rhymes so well
Fuck my vocabulary it's not what it used to be
I'm old and senile

Well then we went home and had sex
Or whatever