Crazy White Boy

[Intro]
Woo
Come on boys

[Verse 1]
Well, I've worn my lame excuses out
Can't blame nobody else for how trouble always finds me
And my mama swears she raised me right
But even now, she's up at night and she's worried all about me
She sent me to a shrink and all that he had to say
Was, "Sorry, son, you ain't gonna change"

[Chorus]
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
I'll ride anything that's too fast
I'm a messed up mother, different southern
Redneck with both feet on the gas
It's just the way God made me
Mama, sorry, I ain't got no choice
I'm just a crazy white boy

[Verse 2]
Well, I like to do it in the mud
Got dirty inches on my truck and a cooler in my bed
And I still like Van Halen but with David Lee Roth
And black [?] still gets me, oh

[Chorus]
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
I'll ride anything that's too fast
I'm a messed up mother, different southern
Redneck with both feet on the gas
It's just the way God made me
Mama, sorry, I ain't got no choice
I'm just a crazy white boy
Go

[Bridge]
I took a long hard look inside myself and I found
There just ain't no way around
I'm a finger-licking, guitar-picking son of the south

[Chorus]
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
I'll ride anything that's too fast
I'm a messed mother, different southern
Redneck with both feet on the gas
Well, it's just the way God made me
Mama, sorry, I ain't got no choice
I'm just a crazy white boy

[Outro]
Oh, yes, I am
Just a crazy white boy
Woo, uh-huh
Just a crazy white boy