Got a drop on this flexin nigga he from South Beach
I heard he came up, unemployment fraud, he hit off EDD
Got this bitch, she a bottle girl, she know who he be
He a lick, we gon set him up and then we both gon eat
She like cool, I know where he lay, I know where he stay
Keep it a buck, they used to fuck around, but thats back in the day
Im like bet, I dont give a fuck, set that nigga up
If he play tough then its rain fall, wet that nigga up
He a promoter nigga, he always outside in front the club
But since Corona hit, can't catch him outside that shit a dub
I told her send a text, see if that nigga gon show you love
My bitch is thick as fuck, ain't no way in hell he ain't gon budge
He sent a text back, said he free Friday so they can link
He got a bitch though, told her its gon be a sneaky link
Gon get his head bust, but it ain't gon be like what he think
We gon send them shots, we dont give a fuck bout what he drink
She at his crib while we posted up right at the Mickey D's
He told her bring a friend, oh nah this nigga think he me
But thats perfect, we distract his ass, he think he gettin 3
Run up in his crib, wack his ass, gimmie all yo cheese
Gimmie all yo chains, all yo kicks, all that fancy shit
And she played her role, im proud of her, I love my fancy bitch
After this, Ima Prada her and take her on a trip
She said "dont forget my friend" Im like Boo dont even trip
Im too slick, coulda been a mackm coulda been a pimp
But im the GOAT, and I got his cash cuz he was a simp
Take em out, I get steak, they get lobster with some shrimp
I had to say it was a good year, now put that on a blimp
Crazy Story was written by Julian Hanlan.
IHateJulian released Crazy Story on Sat Nov 21 2020.