Crazy Eddie

The sleeping giant has learned to crawl
But he's not going to stop until you've seen it all
I'm the hypocrite you need to see
For entertainment, yeah, I'll gladly bleed
Yeah
I'll bleed

I'm a used car salesman in a cheap suit
I'm a bad commercial screaming and pointing at you

Sleeping giant he's learned to fall
But you're not going to stop until you've seen it all
I'm the hypocrite you want to be
For your amusement you'll make me bleed
You'll make me
You need this
Yeah
Yeah

I'm nothing but a whore
Nothing

Don't let them tell you how to feel
Don't let them tell what isn't real
Don't let thеm tell you
Don't let them tеll you this is real
This is real
This is real
This is real

It's not like you can turn it all around
It's fucking thrown you over
Now your life is fucked, boy
My life is run right
You, better run!!!

Nothing

The sleeping giant has taken a fall
Now you know you've seen it all
I'm the hypocrite you know you need
I'm the hypocrite you need me
You need me
You need me
You need me
This is real
You need it
You need it
You need it
You need me