CRAZY DAVE

[Verse 1: Louis Cole]
The government knows when you masturbate
The government knows when you masturbate
The government knows when you feel alone
And it's getting late and you're sitting at home
Looking straight through your webcam
Looking at you is Uncle Sam
Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand
And stick it to the **** man
Stare at the screen when you unpack
The government is staring back
This is how they know you best
With a dick in your right and a mouse in your left
No more interest in the Middle East
So they look at you while you touch your meat
In the middle of a truce
They put the equipment to the use
Why you think you pay the tax?
For drones and spies, computer hacks
Tax has gone through the roof
At least it's put to good use
The government knows
The government knows
The government knows when you masturbate
The government knows when you're whacking it
The government knows when you feel alone
And it's getting late and you're sitting at home
They fill the sky full of drones
To check on you and your bone
Size don't matter to the CIA
They can see your dick from outer space
The government knows

[Verse 2: Squidwock]
I'm a stone-faced killer, like my motherfuckin' house is
Diamonds hit the do-si-do, and smack it where your mouth is
Heard they want a solo, I can't do that 'til we out this
Grab my clarinet and smoke them oppas by the ounces (Haha)
My trigger finger fast, Ramadan
I'm addicted to this cash, I want it all
Let the chopper blow his back, bend him over, said, “Relax”
Put some lead up in his ass, still hetero
(Hahaha)

[Verse 3: Mr. Swags, SpongeOpp, The Notorious P.A.T. & Squidwock]
You know the crab like money
Know the sponge like fun
Know the star keeps shining
Know the squid likes guns

[Verse 4: Sandy Thee Squirrel]
What we all got in common
When this shit's said and done
Is a dead fuckin' roach
And a city that we run

[Pre-Chorus: SpongeOpp]
Yeah, I just popped a bean, watch my eyes grow
Sippin' hella lean, smokin' hydro (Yuh)
When I hit the reef, turn it tidal
Gary is my shadow, bitch, he go wherever I go

[Chorus: Gary, Mr. Swags, The Notorious P.A.T & Squidwock]
Meow, meow, meow
Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—
Meow, meow, meow
Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—
Meow, meow, meow
Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—
Meow, meow, meow (Ooh, ahhh)

[Verse 5: Louis Cole, (Genevieve Artadi)]
The government knows when you masturbate
The government knows when you masturbate
The government knows when you feel alone
And it's getting late and you're sitting at home
Looking straight through your webcam
Looking at you is Uncle Sam
Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand
And stick it to the man (The government knows)
In the zone, weird look on your face
This is how you're stored in their database
They're all around, they're all knowing
The only dick they haven't seen is Edward Snowden's
The government knows
The government knows
The government knows