Crash Test Dummy

Loer Velocity ft. Poison Pen - “Crash Test Dummy”
[Emcee(s): Loer Velocity]
[Producer(s): DJ Ese]
[Additional Vocals/Hook: Poison Pen]

[Intro: Poison Pen and Loer Velocity]
Poison Pen: Yeah! Yonkers, New York. Westchester, the best Chester. Ha! Loer Velocity. Yeah, CVees, Black Flag, Cajo! Communication. Yeah, Embedded. Embed my fist in your face, bitch! Hahahahaha
Loer Velocity: Ha. Yeah. Y-O. The mighty hills of Y-O. Hehehe. Yeah, let’s go, Es

[Verse 1: Loer Velocity]
Simply
Raw exclusives. No poor excuses
More frequencies blowing out fuses
Speaking these wise words like Confucius
About them other guys, I couldn’t give two shits
Who’s this five-foot-six, one-forty?
Laid-back enlightenment. You got nothing for me
Guy you asking craft man none other than
Tapping the sound and leave the soul of it shuddering
Utterance be wild deficiencies
I’m not in tune with your idealistic simplicities
Enter these worlds when toning. I dare you
Centrifugal forces uplift and tear you
Touch and get near you like close friends scheming
Easily in terms of endearment with meaning
And intervening in style is fisticuff-thrower
Unconventional with that old one, two, two, Loer

[Interlude 1: Poison Pen]
Yeah, fucking with Loe’s like slapboxing an octopus

[Hook: Poison Pen and (Loer Velocity)]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
(It’s go hard or go home, so I)
(Stone and I roll and I rock). Get
Crash test dummy with it
(Guard grills, protect necks, knuckle up)
(Big Loe, I got the knock). Get
Crash test dummy with it
(It’s go hard or go home, so I)
(Stone and I roll and I rock). Get
Crash test dummy with it

[Verse 2: Loer Velocity]
Now
Before you go jumping head-first off a bridge
Let me fully and thoroughly explain to you what it is
Last-straw boundaries, over-the-edge pushing you
Palming your face, whole-hand mushing you
Looking through a glass house, about to throw a brick
On the outside looking in. I shatter with phlegm
I don’t pitter-patter around with that punk, pussy print
[?] hug the block, equipped from way down, from my dizzle
Like walking a pit off his leash: no muzzle
Tenacious and eagerly looking for a tussle, fit
The pieces to the puzzle. Things fall in sync
I’m not that typical lyrical emcee you think
I’m not such and such. I’ll reach out and touch
That critical condition, reason for submission
Much too much, the editorial brawn
Short trip down to the corner store gone wrong

[Interlude 2: Poison Pen]
Remember, you could learn a lot from a dummy

[Hook: Poison Pen and (Loer Velocity)]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
(It’s go hard or go home, so I)
(Stone and I roll and I rock). Get
Crash test dummy with it
(Guard grills, protect necks, knuckle up)
(Big Loe, I got the knock). Get
Crash test dummy with it
(It’s go hard or go home, so I)
(Stone and I roll and I rock). Get
Crash test dummy with it

[Interlude 3: Poison Pen]
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 3: Loer Velocity]
Now they already labeled me as straight-forward rude
So I’ma build with these dudes just to stimulate the mood
I’m not amused with this little petty rhyme feud
Straight b-boy stance—classic me never move
Solid-stone-faced with it, cement crash test
I’ll rep that stomp-you-out, Yonkers City mash fest
Set back audio. Communication void
Pronunciate The Wall, but I’m not Pink Floyd
ICU terminal, REC room status
Change the whole position of your vocal apparatus
Local, ‘round the way, wetwork demolition
Social middle finger, we come see politician
Offensively, the mean and antagonizing speech bring
Progression and your talk to a halting screech. Loe
Veloc’, the ruckest to the bougie posh
On that note, I’m out. Not for Noth’
Watch

[Hook (Overlapped with Outro): Poison Pen] (x4)
Get
Crash test dummy with it

[Outro (Overlapped with Hook): Poison Pen and Loer Velocity]
Poison Pen: Yeah, black and bodega [?] early, man. Don’t get caught slipping, man. Loer Velocity, yo. Yeah. My brother for years. Embedded Studios, man. Ese, yo. Crash test dummies, man
Loer Velocity: Word. Yeah. Loer. Poison Pen, Loer Veloc’. Word. Ayyo, Pen, what they looking like?