Crash Test Dummies (Embedded Remix) [Dirty]

Loer Velocity ft. Cool Calm Pete, Baje One, and Bisc1 - “Crash Test Dummies (Embedded Remix)”
[Emcee(s): Loer Velocity, Cool Calm Pete, Baje One, and Bisc1]
[Producer(s): DJ Ese]
[Scratches: DJ Ese]

[Intro: Baje One]
It’s the E-M-B-E-double-D-E-D
P-O-S-S-E (Beat by E-S-E)
And we got (L-O-E). And we got (C-C-C)
And the (B-I-S-C). And the B-A-
-J-E. And we write hefty, so please don’t
Play, B. It’s no game, see? It’s like Ju-
-manji. Thought there was a good time. By halfway
Through, you gonna want your mommy. Check it

[Verse 1: Loer Velocity]
Yeah. See
You could save a bundle on car insurance, but
You can’t save the talk from bullshit’s influence without
The husher. Silence muzzle on the front end
The caution—walk with your chains tucked in. Got ‘em
Nauseous, sick—make that seatbelt click
Safety first—you don’t wanna catch that brick
Slow down. It’s a tragic-ending story
The reoccurring theme is you got nothing for me
Who’s this five-foot-six, one-forty
Crash test dummy? Turn a lovely scene gory
You already know it’s Embedded. Got ‘em naughty
[?} The Wall, but I’m not Pink Floyd

[Verse 2: Cool Calm Pete]
Yo
Ladies and gentlemen, dearly departed
Ain’t no seatbelts when becoming an artist
The point of impact, nothing but silence
These are my memoirs, a history of violence
(*Glass breaking*) Through the windshield of beat breaks
Blown to smithereens, still wide-awake
Your bed of broken glass. Neglected to breathe
Picking up the pieces, adding insult to injury
No pain, no game. It’s pays to cry
This week’s repertoire burned alive
Your world premiere. I’m hot this year. Go
Hard or go home—you better have no fear

[Interlude 1: Bisc1]
Yeah

[Hook: All and Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it

[Verse 3: Baje One]
I ain’t
Known as a battle rapper. I’ll toss a dime and
Grenade directly at a rapper, watch the matter scatter at a
Rate that make ‘em wonder why it wasn’t even fun to try
Soft in the middle like some pumpkin pie
Suffering succotash. Why these motherfuckers suck at rap?
I cannot call it. All it, blame it on the trucker hats
Let’s prepare for the side impact. When
The rhyme impact and the smoke clears, find that
I’m intact—just fine, in fact. Mean-
-while, your spine’s been snapped and your mind went
Splat! View the cartoon explosions
Buckle up, little homie. Smart moves, you’re golden

[Verse 4: Bisc1]
The yellow
Tape now in place for something quite dangerous
No walls, cliffs. Just spit that’ll twist languages
Wrapped in bandages. Surrounding sets, scenes hazardous
Explode, somebody blows from here to [?]
(And they’re mad at Bisc) I’m just a pacifist passenger
‘Til the sparks are set and they’re asking: what happened to ya?
Passing and rubbernecking in traffic to look back at ya
You dumb dummy. We ain’t laughing with ya—we’re laughing at, brother
(So why they casting ya?) Looking like car-crashed airbags
‘Nough of that. Get your face smashed straight into the dash
Poor bastard. Busted, ignored, and ain’t close
Plastic people a joke, in packs to get your body broke
You up in smoke and we’re gone

[Hook: All and Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it
[Samples with Scratches by DJ Ese]
“You could learn a lot from a dummy” - Sample from "Vince & Larry, the Crash Test Dummies" PSA
[All]
Get
Crash test dummy with it