Crash Bandicoot

[Cruger]
Cruger and Pedro together again
Collect all the gems and get to the end
Enter a level and ever again
Remember whenever it ever will end
Test crash you get spun twice
...bed bugs bite
Don't know shit about X + Y
But i get 100 fruit then i get one life
I'm ..., I'm gravy been doing my thing here lately
Collect the boxes no im not lazy
Get 3 ugga bugga and go crazy

[Pedro]
My name is crash bandicoot
Smashing the box but i have to do
Cortex is my enemy
I'm already done level 3
...17
Seconds so you can't step to me
And if it's too hard I will get the cheats
So I will win eventually

Yo, I smash your box
If you get in my way I will smash your box
Try ..., for opening boxes
Find your girl, and I'll smash her box

Yo, I will never lose
I'm number 1 my rep is huge
The shorts that I wear are denim blue
I will never lose I'm telling you

[Cruger]
Breugh
The game isn't over
I'm being chased by a boulder
I'm riding a bear, I'm in the air
Why would I care if life is isn't fair
Coz I'm in the air
On a bear and I find a life over there
There's a life over where?
Yeah, there's a life over there

[Pedro]
...apples
Collecting them up and I been winning the game
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Yo, ...
...plant that eats people
Yeah, I've mastered the sequel
Best in the game, we aren't even equel

[Cruger]
I need a corkscrew
To teach you, you're rude
...
Don't think I know about the secret warp room
Jump through the backdoor, nobody noticed
Jump on the platform, go to the bonus
...over the boulders
...over your shoulders

[Pedro]
...
I'm after the apples and I get-a them in
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I go to the box and I spin them all
The mask makes me invisible
I walked around and I found 3 of them so now I can't be killed at all

[Cruger]
What's this on this box, that I'm getting
Question mark, but what's the question
T.N.T. don't come for me
Count to 3 then R.I.P
R.I.P. if you jump for me
T.N.T 1 2 3
Explode, explode
Pass the controller to Pedro

[Pedro]
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Crash crash, you're gunna crash
You can't find no place to crash
If you say that he game is whack
I put a knife to your face 'till you take it back

[Cruger]
...
Since I'm little I been playing and I never will quit
Whenever from September to November the 5th
I won't quit because I been getting it in
It's 2012, I'm just out for myself
...
Jump on the turtle, bounce on the shell

[Pedro]
Yo, ...
When I'm in the water I just float on the leaves
...I know the cheats
But I have to use them hopefully G
Chased my monsters, I don't care
..., I don't care
Born in the wild, it's animal instinct
That's why you'll find that I don't care

[Cruger]
...

[Pedro]
Yo, I've been spinning on square
Searching for crystals been hidden for years

[Cruger]
Four directional functions
Please use directional buttons

[Pedro]
Yo I'm a level above them
T.N.T. is death and destruction

[Cruger]
...

[Pedro]
Do 32 levels in half the time
It takes to drink a glass of wine

[Cruger]
Start, resume, options or go back to warp room

[Pedro]
T.N.T. will skin your head like BNP