CRANK LUCAS FEATURING EVERYBODY [Eastcoast Legends Edition]

[Intro: Crank Lucas]
Yeah, this Crank Lucas the Rapducer, youngin'
I made this fire-ass beat and I got some East Coast legends on the track with me
Y'all niggas ready? Let's go! (Crank Lucas!)

[Verse 1: Crank Lucas as Ghostface Killah]
Yo, I'm on the corner gettin' hunnids like Monopoly (Yeah!)
Servin' two pounds of broccoli 'til this white bitch [?] knock knees ('Til this bitch [?])
Ghost on me like a Reuben
Don't want no [?] on my clothes (None!)
[?] with [?] clothes

[Verse 2: Crank Lucas as Fabolous]
Amber Rose datin' everybody, just wait your turn
Ghost got released, need money from Simon Stern
O.J. out of jail, guarantee the lesson learned
Just give me fifty mil' likе the bitch that Usher burned

[Verse 3: Crank Lucas as Cam'ron]
Rosе gold medallion ('Dallion), Pink Panther Rolls (Roll)
These earrings look like a [?] on my load (Killa!)
A hunnid forty [?] where I pushed them packs
Got the Ferrari double-parked in the [?]

[Verse 3: Crank Lucas as Jadakiss and Styles P]
Ayy yo, the dope heads love it (The bass heads geek for it)
Wrap it up, ship it out (Wait a whole week for it)
O-D (Resurrect)
Just to cop more of it
5 grams killed him this time (They want 4 of it)

[Verse 4: Crank Lucas as Sean Price]
Ayy yo, you a child poster (Poster), I'm a poster child (Child)
I sell coke that's whiter than Rachel Dolezal
P, I ain't 'bout no funny money (Uh-uh)
You don't pay me, I smack you into 2020

[Verse 5: Crank Lucas as Busta Rhymes]
Now hold on! 'Cause you know that I'm wild
When I was a child, Moms washed my mouth out with [?]
I'm the Freddy Krueger of rap, you can die in your dreams
Get the fuck back before a nigga rip out your spleen (Ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 6: Crank Lucas as Beanie Sigel]
I keep fiends in and out like a revolving door
Smashed it in a revolving whore
Coke taped under the Volvo floor
I'm strapped for anything involving war
Catch you slippin', what you think you revolvin' for?

[Verse 7: Crank Lucas as DMX]
Now if you ain't the dope then you better run quick (Go!)
'Cause all you faggot muthafuckers, yeah, yo, suck my dick! (Arf arf)
And they gon' need a search party to find you out in the water floatin' by the light house (Go!)
With your teeth smashed, rotten corpse wet with your eyes gouged (Go, go)

[Verse 8: Crank Lucas as 50 Cent]
I got ninety-nine problems but this 9 gon' shove 'em
These rappers [?], [?] like a [?] (Yeah)
Bust a clip in your face, tell him stay in his place
If my money is now, nigga, we beatin' the kids, ha-ha

[Verse 9: Crank Lucas as Jay-Z]
Yo, I'm on the golf course 'bouta do a huge merger
The Ray Kroc of rap, I sell land, not burgers
Things just ain't the same since The Watcher
It's like Blue told ya, boom sha-ka-la-ka, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!