Crank dat (Packard Mix)

[Intro]
(mc DJ!){x2}

[Verse]
If Lil Wayne is Lebron, and Jay Z is Jordan
Then I'm something like 12th man on the Warriors
Not that important, barely even in the game
So when I make this rap shit, I use my full name
That's N-I to the C-K, P-A to the C-K
A-R-D, Let's get started
Rip it up retarded, where I'm from we ain't crunk
But we get wicked pissed and drink Sam Adams for lunch
Spend the whole day drunk, that's how we do it in the B
Where right wing republicans are fewing far between
You know what I mean, Man, we're liberal as fuck
Let you marry your sister, Have sex with a duck
But we'll tax you like a buck, on some 50 cent gum
Cause we support the homeless and the poor where I'm from
That's Boston, Mass., where we'll stomp your ass
If you talk about our city, like it's not first class
And thousands of glass shouldn't throw that first stone
And my state house has a big gold dome
And I know I'm home when theirs 25 letters
Some people say "R" but we know it's much better
When you pop your car, look up at the stars
Get smashed on PBR in a Charlestown bar
Or watch your Red Sox, Celtics or Patriots play
And every few months we have another parade
Some people might say that the weather is shitty
Man, shut the fuck up
You love my city