Crack A Bottle

[Intro: C-Ray]
Ladies and gentlemen, not of the jury
In the general public
Guess who's back
It's Chuck Rhodes in the house
2009
You know what it is
You know what's 'bout to happen
Let's get it cracking

[Chorus: C-Ray]
So crack a bottle
Drink until it's hollow
You could be a snobby model
I just hope you swallow
Uh oh uh oh
There's some fat bitches and I don't fuck with y'all
Why don't you hit the gym and do some Tae Bo
Now where's the rubbers, I got the rubbers
But I ain't giving y'all none because there really ain't that many of 'em
And ladies love us, that's why we get 'em fucked up
At the bar and take 'em off to the afterparty with us

[Verse 1: C-Ray]
Hearing your raps are super duper hemorrhoid
Your songs maneuver through the sewer like manure I'm poised
And in position [all I hear is?] ridiculous noise
To kick your boys, in your motherfucking genitals
Toys, is what you are
Compared to how we kicking syllables bitch
Go run your lips
Rest assured you'll find a dick in it quick
My shit from the hip, is sicker than your syphilis is
I squash your best shit with no more than a flick of my wrist
It's easy to tell that you'll never reach the level I'm at
I'm prevalent with bevelled edges on my arrogant raps
With several heterosexual and celibate acts
Just fucked your mom and cousin, tell me where your step-sister act
So I can burn a few more XL Magnums
My niggas packing 'em
If bitches get wet, we taking a bath in 'em
Don't forget the slacking ass rappers, get back-handed so fucking fast
And then they're faced, but when they come to, they'll be wearing they body backwards

[Chorus: C-Ray]
So crack a bottle
Drink until it's hollow
You could be a snobby model
I just hope you swallow
Uh oh uh oh
There's some fat bitches and I don't fuck with y'all
Why don't you hit the gym and do some Tae Bo
Now where's the rubbers, I got the rubbers
But I ain't giving y'all none because there really ain't that many of 'em
And ladies love us, that's why we get 'em fucked up
At the bar and take 'em off to the afterparty with us

[Outro: C-Ray]
Hahaha
No applause necessary
Bitches
Just crack a bottle
Please suck my balls