Cowboy Dave

Tell me what you know about Cowboy Dave
Did he whistle on Brown?
Was his woman a sex slave?

Give me what you got on the holiday
You know the one where you went with the X's paid
You can lie down here for a good few days

Tell me what you know about a man's affliction
PC plod talk pure science fiction
Talk about the girl with the leather legs
Does she waddle like a duck with her big big love eggs?

Cake

Something that I can't fix
I can fix it just like this
There's nothing that can't be fixed
I can fix it just like this

Give me what you got on effin-stein
First square head leader of the street crime
Tell me what you know about rumble bumble
Did he roll our jeep in the middle of the jungle?
Bounce on his head did the nine lives rumble, rumble?

There's nothing that I can't fix
I can fix it just like this
Nothing that can't be fixed
I can fix it just like this

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
This old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

There's nothing that can't be fixed
I can fix it just like this
There's not a thing that I can't fix
I can fix it just like this

Tell me what you know about Whistlin' Dave
Did he do his scene? Did he live in a sex cave?
Not an ounce of class in the aging brass
She did the work while he lay on the grass
I know nothing man, so sack that fast, faster, faster

There's nothing that I can't fix
I can fix it just like this
There's not a thing that can't be fixed
I can fix it just like this

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

Easy, easy, easy now, easy now

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
This old world

Wunderbar, wunderbar, rumble man

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
This old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
This old world

You, you, you, you and I, I, I, I
Back together again
Same old world

[Hidden track/phone call: Shaun Ryder, Operator, Automated voice]
Telefoni vaticani. [?]. Grazie
Vatican telephones. Please hold on. Thank you
Hello?
Could I speak to the pope please?
[?]
Hello?

House of parliament, can I help you?
Yes, hello, this is Shaun Ryder, can I speak to, er, the prime-minister please?
You need to call 071...
Yes...
...270...
Yeah...
...3000...
Okay...
...and ask to be put through to Downing Street
...okay, thanks - er - a lot

White House?
Hello? Hello, this is Shaun Ryder from Manchester, England - could I speak to the president, please?
What is it you're calling emergence to?
Err, just wanted to chat
He's not available, sir
He's not available?
No, sir
Is he okay?
Yes, sir
Is he in good health?
...okay then, thanks a lot
Your welcome
Bye

Buckingham Palace?
Hello, could I speak to the Queen, please? It's Shaun Ryder from Happy Mondays