COWBOY BLUEBALLS is the second song on the first album by Softwilly, “Actin' Up”. It features youtuber BigT (Tanner) and rapper XANAKIN SKYWOK.
[Intro: BigT]
Bro, I'm for real flickin' my bean to this beat, what the fuck?
Holy shit
[Verse 1: XANAKIN SKYWOK]
My cookies all blue, my bitch skirt blue
My OG's wear blue, they don't fuck with you
My balls ain't blue, but she blew my dick
I bust in her bitch thigh, give her bulls eye
My Glock laser blue, I don't listen to blues
If you don't got a clue, get a clue, Blue's Clues
In the air I blew, in the whip all blue
Sometimes I wear red, sometimes I wear blue
Ooh, yeah, I get stacks on blue bills
Nеw chips come in, new mail, that's the bluе mail
New bitch link Bluetooth with the new nails
She smoke Blu, it's a vape with a smooth rail
You smoke kale, nigga, I drink blue ale
Your bitch pussy squirtin' like a blue whale
Her booty hurt cuz all that lube failed
Stick my hand in her butt, call it thumbnail
[Interlude: XANAKIN SKYWOK]
Aight, that's a wrap
We did it, we won (It's over)
Where's my money, Willy boy?
Oh wait, wait, we not done
Now we're here for the grand finale
[Bridge: BigT]
Sucking on dick since I was two years old
I was so deep in poop that it covered my holes (AV got that drip)
My dad said I was thick, so I gave him my bone
Larry wanted my cream, so I gave him a cone
[Verse 2: BigT]
You get the bag and then you fumble it
I get the bag then I fuck and I cum in it
Softwilly hard and he be on mumbling
Into my ear with my dick, he be struggling
Isaac is asking me, "Why?" When I'm fucking him
Broken his heart, nice guy, I be sucking him
My dick a halibut, Void be munching it
He think he logic, but he is a pufferfish
[Interlude: BigT]
Ayo Xan, you wanna see how far I can cum?
[Verse 3: XANAKIN SKYWOK]
I'm Eminem, you remember him?
Void in a void when the clips keep tearing in
Feeling like Sli-Sli-Sli-Slim Shady
I fuck on his bitch 'cause you know that we sharing it
I be aw la-la-la-la-la
Larry a bitch and he know that he keep on hearing that
My vision too god damn clear
Like glasses, $atori Zoom keep on wearing that
Isaac a wussy, like Gary he pussy
Yummy and Yumi, they smell like bodussy
AV his beats are all trash, they are tushy
There's semen on Pokimane's hair, it's all mushy
I feel a little bit, I feel a little bit Spaz
Yeah, shoutout that nigga
Dark side at the park side
Yeah I'm feeling so Goddamn high
[Outro: XANAKIN SKYWOK & BigT]
Yo, shoutout BigT
Big tinnitus
Ayy yo, shoutout Xan for teaching me how to talk like this
Uh, big titty
Big real nigga shit
You know how we do it
It's fuck Softwilly, he better give us that cash
Fuck Isaac, I love him, but fuck 'em
Fuck that nigga AV, his beats are trash
Even though we just rapped on this one
Uh, Larry, you know what's good you scary-ass boy?
Larry, how 'bout you go suck a cock, man?
Uh, you cool but at the same time, fuck you
Ayy $atori, don't even think I forgot about you big boy (Uh-huh)
We comin' for that thick ass, you heard?
Ah, no homo though
Ah, fuck politics, fuck Dominoes, and fuck Ted Cruz (I need you, Pokimane)
COWBOY BLUEBALLS was written by BigT (YT) & XANAKIN SKYWOK.
COWBOY BLUEBALLS was produced by AVGOTDRIP.
Softwilly, BigT & XANAKIN SKYWOK released COWBOY BLUEBALLS on Fri Aug 20 2021.