Lin-Manuel Miranda & Lindsay Mendez & Antwuan Holley & Gerard Canonico & Alex Boniello & Anthony Ramos
Lin-Manuel Miranda & Lindsay Mendez & Anthony Ramos
Lin-Manuel Miranda & Lindsay Mendez & Gerard Canonico & Antwuan Holley & Anthony Ramos & Alex Boniello
Lin-Manuel Miranda & Lindsay Mendez & Gerard Canonico & Antwuan Holley & Anthony Ramos & Alex Boniello
Lin-Manuel Miranda & Lindsay Mendez & Gerard Canonico & Antwuan Holley & Anthony Ramos & Alex Boniello
In which Justin tries to get the weed for Naomi, by calling on his network of cousins.
The real Laboy says he had a hard time getting his hands on the stuff:
So like I said, I’m not a drug dealer. It’s hard for me to get drugs at all. So it’s not like she told me this day, and then I got it for he...
[JUSTIN]
I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend, who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end
[COUSIN]
My cousin Justin's looking for a little something-something for a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touching
[STUDENTS]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
[COUSIN 1]
We were just discussing our cousin Justin. Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll, got the colleges buzzin'?
[COUSIN 2]
Are we close to our cousin Justin? Are we supposed to trust him?
[COUSIN 1]
Are we thugs to our cousin Justin? We don't sell drugs, man
[STUDENTS]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
[NAOMI]
Did you get it yet?
[JUSTIN]
No, I'm about to get it
[NAOMI]
Is your dealer a student?
[JUSTIN]
I got you, girl. Don't sweat it
[NAOMI]
Let me know when you got it
[JUSTIN]
As soon as I can
[NAOMI]
I'll find a way to repay you, Justin
[JUSTIN]
Oh, man!
[COUSIN 1]
Yo, what is up with this fussin'? This isn't up for discussion. This is our cousin coming to us. He's our blood, and we love him
[COUSIN 2]
Ah, look at Justin. He blushing
[COUSIN 1]
Our little Justin is crushing
[COUSIN 2]
Sorry for rushing to judgement
[COUSINS]
Why should we get you these drugs?
[JUSTIN]
Love!
[COUSINS]
What?
[JUSTIN]
Only if you believe in love. Love!
[COUSINS]
Love! Love! Only if you believe in love
[COUSIN 1]
Get him the stuff
[JUSTIN]
I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats, I'm sweating buckets. He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets. I got it for you
[NAOMI]
X-O. Cool
[JUSTIN]
You want it now?
[NAOMI]
See you at school
[STUDENTS]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
[JUSTIN]
Love!
[JUSTIN]
Only if you believe in love!
[STUDENTS]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something.
Cousin was written by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Cousin was produced by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Lin-Manuel Miranda released Cousin on Thu Jun 19 2014.