County Sheriff

[Intro]
Dispatch, we have an all-black truck driving at high speeds down McCorkle Avenue (Yeah, baby, yeah, baby)

[Verse 1]
Preacher man told me I need Jesus
I told him I was already saved
I just have so many questions
Sometimes it's hard to keep the faith
Guess the good Lord giveth and taketh away
'Cause He sent you, then you left me, babe
I swear, girl, I ain't been the same
Can't sleep at night, so I lie awake

[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm dreaming 'bout you all day long
And I'm right here waiting by the phone 'cause

[Chorus]
If you called and you said you would take me back
Girl, I swear, I'd show up on your porch so fast
I would hop in this truck and I'd drive at speeds
That'd have the county sheriff after me

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, baby
Yeah, baby
They'd have the county sheriff after me (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
Girl, I'd be tearing this town up tryna get back to you tonight
I'd hit McCorkle and take that highway, head up 79
I'd stop at Sheetz along the way
Down the street from my old place
Get some gas and some scratch-off tickets
Those were the days

[Pre-Chorus]
I hope you miss me sometimes
When you drink whiskey sometimes
Wish you were with me sometimes, sometimes, baby

[Chorus]
If you called and you said you would take me back
Girl, I swear, I'd show up on your porch so fast
I would hop in this truck and I'd drive at speeds
That'd have the county sheriff after me

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, baby
Yeah, baby
They'd have the county sheriff after me
Yeah, baby
Yeah, baby

[Bridge]
And I ain't stopping 'til they put me in cuffs
Take me to jail, put me in front of a judge
I'll tell the magistrate that, babe, I'm in love
I'm in love

[Chorus]
If you called and you said you would take me back
Girl, I swear, I'd show up on your porch so fast
I would hop in this truck and I'd drive at speeds
That'd have the county sheriff after me

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, baby
Yeah, baby
They'd have the county sheriff after me
Yeah, baby
Yeah, baby

[Outro]
Suspect apprehended going northbound on 79