Country Singer

[Verse 1]
Says he's a born again, godly man
But the Devil is his biggest fan
A joke, from a country song trope
The only line that he's walking
Is to the bar and back again
My heart's broke, with this country song trope

[Pre-Chorus]
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need

[Chorus]
But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favorite bar
Lord knows I won't date a count...ry singer

[Verse 2]
His biggest hit on radio
Was a for a busty little blonde that he cheated on
There's no hope, for that country song trope
He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
Or cutting his beard would make him gay
Can't cope, for this country song trope

[Pre-Chorus]
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
(Oh please!)

[Chorus]
I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
(But I might!)
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favorite bar
Lord knows I won't date a count...ry singer

[Bridge]
He's a washed up used-to-be, still wants to be a star
Damn he's wishing he could be like Tim McGraw
Can never keep a girl, even his dog it ran away
I learned my lesson yeah he's never gonna change

Alright, bring it home

[Chorus]
I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favorite bar
Lord knows I won't date a count...ry singer
(Not again)
The Lord knows I won't date a count...ry singer