Country Bumpkin

Rock a cross stitch fit from Manuel
Rhinestone, i’m stoned, let’s get the hand held
And make a film feature
35 millimeter
Heard he fill the seats up
Feel fur and slurp her D cups

A nasty native Nashvillian
Pass the grass and get paid in cash chillin'
Yo he ready and willin'
Been had the feeling since going steady as children

But now they say hooking up
Since the days of white page they look in up
Sent home for looking drunk
7th grade my page got tooken up

Long before the days of the task force
Had a crash course
Should of been in class more
But I was skipping and sippin
Graduated middle, then I tripled my pimpin