Counting My Harem (Waifu Chasers)

[Intro: Hatsune Miku]
世界でいちばんおひめさま
そういう扱い　心得てよね

[Chorus: Yuki-Sama]
Waifu chaser I don't focus on the paper
If you ain't a 2D girl then bitch I'll see you later
I'm a waifu chaser I don't focus on the bands
Only focus on my waifu and her popular demand
I'm a waifu lover I do anything for her
But if she ever leaves then I'll just get another
Ruka body pillow on my mother fucking bed
And I lay down on it while my waifu gives me head
Been in the game since 03
You don't even know me
Waifu think I'm bad yeah she be calling me broly

[Verse 1: Kinori]
Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro
I'm not very macho
I just ate a nacho
Then I ate a taco yuh
I love Mexican food
And I lovе anime cause it is cool
I'm a bit short I need to use a stool
2D girls arеn't real, why is the world so cruel
Hatsune Miku has blue hair
Right know I am sitting in a chair
Writing these lyrics you know I don't care
These cookies are mine I won't share

[Verse 2: Pinecone]
And we into nekomimis
Lolis cute they're kind of tiny
Grant my wishes blue skin genies
See my waifus in bikini's
Two, Four, Six, Eight
What do we appreciate
Anime, anime, watch a season everyday
Got McDonald's now I'm happy
Eat a lot I'm a fattie
Jake from state farm wearing khakis
2D girl call me daddy

[Verse 3: Lil Pasty]
Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
I was getting in head in bed
Woke up from a dream
Waifu wasn't there I think she's dead
Eating bamboo fuck the bread
Getting head I fuck her legs
Pasty got a big D
Talking about how I'm depressed
Anime tits on my face like damn
Getting that green green fuck the ham
Metal on me like Capitaine flam
Getting that bling bling John Exam
Pasty come on you're back like the cabs
Comeback, come on back god damn
Stupid bars weigh a gram each
Fucking on yo granny's
Pasty and Snow we fucking that win the Grammies
Go ape like chimpanzees

[Chorus: Yuki-Sama]
Waifu chaser I don't focus on the paper
If you ain't a 2D girl then bitch I'll see you later
I'm a waifu chaser I don't focus on the bands
Only focus on my waifu and her popular demands
I'm a waifu lover I do anything for her
But if she ever leaves then I'll just get another
Ruka body pillow on my mother fucking bed
And I lay down on it while my waifu gives me head
Been in the game since 03
You don't even know me
Waifu think I'm bad yeah she be calling me broly