Count Duckula Opening Theme

{spoken}
Castle Duckula...

Home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks...the Counts of Duckula!

Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight

This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life by means of a sacred rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius...
(bat wings...blood)
(I'll get it!)

The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan...
(Ooh...)

{sung}
In the heart of Transylvania
In the vampire hall of fang, yeah
There's not a vampire zanier than
(Duckula)
He won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a vegetarian (Aah!)
And things never run to plan for
(Duckula)
If you're lookin' for some fun, you can always count upon
The wild and wacky one they call
(Duckula)
{spoken}
Heh heh, Count Duckula, heh heh heh heh