Couch Potato

[Intro]
Oh, oh, ayy
Yeah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ahh
Oh, oh, (Pharaoh got that heat, ho), oh
Ayy, yeah, ayy

[Chorus]
I'd rather fuck than get some head, I wanna show you what this dick do
Poppin' out for the bread, every single city cracking missiles
Boy I earned my stripes, so I'ma keep this shit official
Finna give my bitch long pipe make her tap out, blow the whistle (oh)
I need a dozen of Krispy Kreme (oh, ayy), I ain't walkin outside for Uber eats (yeah, ah)
I see yo opps with my jewelry (yeah, ayy)
Put a clip in his brain (brain), now, what do we see? (nah)

[Verse]
Ayy, I was in Barbados, I made that pussy K.O
And this cream soda Faygo, it got me Couch Potato
Once I got inside that pussy, yeah I make it out like it's Playdoh's
Bitch im ballin, yeah Antetokounmpo, Ahh aah, aah (yeah, ah, ah)
Hop inside my car then I dash from the lot, I just ashed the wood on the hollywood stars
I don't take no L's but nigga i'm livin' large (yeah, ayy)
I'm in this Wasteland, ruger on my waistband (pew, pew, pew)
And my trap, it ain't vacant (phew)
I just hit the plug, ain't no service in this basement (brr, brr)
I don't hate this lifestyle, I embrace it

[Chorus]
I'd rather fuck than get some head, I wanna show you what this dick do
Poppin' out for the bread, every single city cracking missiles
Boy I earned my stripes, so I'ma keep this shit official
Finna give my bitch long pipe make her tap out, blow the whistle (oh)
I need a dozen of Krispy Kreme (oh, ayy), I ain't walkin outside for Uber eats (uh, uh, yeah, ah)
I see yo opps with my jewelry (yeah, ayy)
Put a clip in his brain (brain), now, what do we see? (nah)