Couch Combover

Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Quarter naked, get a semi in a hot topic sauna
Overlooking balls in a male dressing rumour
Feet, wood, hairy back and window shopping in the nip
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Quarter naked, get a semi in a hot topic sauna
Overlooking balls in a male dressing rumour
Feet, wood, hairy back and window shopping in the nip

Oh, couch combover
Oh, bath bomb
Oh, thanks very much
Oh, berry smush

Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Quarter naked, get a semi in a hot topic sauna
Overlooking balls in a male dressing rumour
Feet, wood, hairy back and window shopping in the nip

Couch combover (it fancies a flyswatter)
Bath bomb (it fancies a flyswatter)
Thanks very much (it fancies a flyswatter)
Berry smush It
La la la

Happy as Larry
Called the teacher "mummy"
Gave birth to a fax machine
Spotty little prick
Bloodsuckers extinct

Couch combover (it fancies a flyswatter)
Bath bomb (it fancies a flyswatter)
Thanks very much (it fancies a flyswatter)
Berry smush It
La la la

La la la
Happy as Larry
Called the teacher "mummy"
Gave birth to a fax machine
Spotty little prick
Bloodsuckers extinct since 96
Hand crafted moments
As R.L. Stine spits
La la la…

Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter
Over-neath and barter, it fancies a flyswatter