Cosmos Island

[Intro talking]
Good afternoon everyone and welcome to Cosmos Island! Here you will enjoy your life to the fullest while you get to become the best version of yourself. Cosmos Island is listed amongst the safest places, a heaven where you, your family, friends and others can create a home for the future, or just enjoy the simplicity of some spare time
Don’t forget to suggest your trip to your friends. I, your tour ICON, will make sure you’ll enjoy your life, pardonez-moi, I mean your voyage to the fullest. Say bonjour Cosmos Island!

Simple rules simple life
Simple jobs simple minds
Simple nature simple time
Simple love simple money

Simple stay inside your house
Simple pay your taxes now
Simple who the hell are they?
Simple oh! they're just our neighbor

Simple work from home it’s fun
Simple only walk don’t run
Simple dogs simple cats
Simple animals behind the bars

Simple hyper simplified
Don’t you enjoy this ray of light?
Simple arts for the mass
Socializing needs a pass

That’s just the beginning of it all
Too bad you are not staying for that long
Just remember wash your hands and sanitize
Kiss from a distance, don’t mess with your instincts
Don’t you dare to fantasize!

Cosmos Island, Cosmos Island!
It’s a privilege to be free
Cosmos Island, Cosmos Island!
Someone else decided for me
Cosmos Island
Look! Nightlife! What is this?
Cosmos Island
You should pay to get to the beach!
Cosmos! Cosmos!

[Outro talking]
Hello again this is the manager talking. I would like to remind you to have fun and that having a lot of fun is not allowed in Cosmos Island. You are not allowed to walk around top less and hug your friends in joy. Extreme feelings such as happiness or grief are being filmed and the points are being removed from your final score as a Cosmos Island Habitat. Actually everything is being filmed and this is how we keep things simple and ergonomic for you to enjoy. Lalala! OK! End of the trip!