Cortana Ooh-Na-Na!

[Intro]
Yeah, I got questions
Deep questions

[Verse 1]
Cortana ooh-na-na (hah)
How much potassium in a banana-na? (ooh)
Difference between a hedgehog and an echidna? (ah)
How many seconds in an hour?
Cubic metres in a shower
Cortana ooh-na-na
I need to know if it's "GIF" or "JIF"
And where to make one
How did one guy play all of those Biffs?
And talk to himself
Why isn't Xena spelled with a "Z"?
Can you please tell me
What does ayayayaya even mean?
Ayayayaya!
Did she sleep with Hercules?
O-o-o-o-o-ooh (ah)
Does hot glue stick to plastic?
Should my poop be elastic? (ahem)
And another thing
O-o-o-o-o-ooh
Is Yoplait French for yogurt
Or is that a lie?
Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!
Cortana ooh-na-na
Did Oprah Winfrey really give out all those cars?
Can Flex Tape really repair boats sawn up in half?
I sawed this boat in half!
And also
What flavor's umami?
Does this mean rain or sunny?
Help me Cortana-na

[Bridge]
Bixby
He's constipated
On his Galaxy (ough)
Fresh out of ideas with no fears (hey)
Fresh out of ideas (stumped, stumped)
He has no plan
No need to worry
Samsung's got Windows 10 (booya-uh)
Sing it Bixby
Download it for free
Ain't talkin' Siri (uh-uh-uh)
Uninstall Clippy
I don't want that son of a B
Helpin' me
Only one assistant for me
Google's AI is actually a C (oh!)
Get her on speed dial, Bixby
My Cortana, baby!

[Verse 2]
Cortana ooh-na-na
How do I stop Edge being the default browser?
Do I go to hell if I do not thank the bus driver?
And also
What type of meat is mutton?
Does my cat have a bellybutton?
Tell me Cortana-na
Ooh!

[Bridge]
What happened to Kony?
How are there two Shaqs now?
Is it aluminium [British pronunciation] or aluminum [American pronunciation]?
What's a pseudonym?
Is Miley Cyrus still going out with Thor's brother?
No, not that guy
Why did Will Ferrell agree to do Elf?
How do you say this YouTuber's name
And not get demonetized?
Nah- nee- nyga-hyga?
Was ShamWow really that good?
And how did Armstrong get those drugs to the moon?

[Verse 3]
Cortana ooh-na-na
Is it still cool if I do this with my jumper?
Will Waluigi ever be a Smash brother? (ah-haa)
And tell me just how rich is Sia?
And how to stop diarrhea?
QUICK!
Cortana!
Oh!

[Outro]
I'm gonna need your help here, Cortana!
Oh!
Now this is serious
Cortana?
Cortana!
I gotta ask you something!
Where is Wally?
Uh
Cortana ooh-na-na