Hood Guy
Hood Guy & Lil Mosquito Disease
Hood Guy & Yung Lambo
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Hood Guy & Smiley
Hood Guy
Hood Guy & Lil Mosquito Disease & Beetlebat & Yung Lambo
Hood Guy & Lil Squeaky
[Verse 1: Hood Guy]
When I shit at school, I put toilet paper on the seat
You deserve to go to hell if you at school beating yo meat
Caught that boy shitting and I snatched his shoes off his feet
Return that shit 'cause his broke ass was wearing cleats
(What the fuck?)
I just had a dream where I got chased by Bill Cosby
Singing to yo bitch in bed like Bing Crosby
I just committed suicide like a kamikaze
I'm bad as fuck like I'm Yo Gotti
I just scammed a kid in Monopoly
I just robbed a dude, and he tried to whip his cock on me
I sell dope in large quantities
I sold that boy some fake weed, it was broccoli
I just robbеd a white kid, he said he was from South Dakota
Man, who thе fuck lives in South Dakota?
I just robbed a old man, he looked like Yoda
Told that boy I had lean, it was grape soda
I just had some pudding, it was Tapioca
I just robbed that boy, I put his money in a cornucopia
Bitch, you built like a hexapoda
I put your ass in a hematoda
I'll kill your ass like a [?]
Send your ass to Saratoga
I don't know what any of those words mean
My mom beat my ass 'cause I didn't eat my green beans
[Interlude: Lil Mosquito Disease]
Yeah, bitch!
This the motherfucking Michigan Boys, you know what I'm saying?
Ain't no Island Boys
This the motherfucking Michigan Boys, bitch!
[Verse 2: Lil Mosquito Disease]
This call was worse than the Island Boys
Got your motherfucking bitch eat *BEEP* like a vegetable, you looking like a [?]
Sneak into your house like the Siege of Troy
Like my motherfucking house, hidden on Google Maps
My big business big enough to be listed on a [?]
Like the gym teacher, ho, do some laps
Like Flex Gang, Volume 3, cover has lots of grass
What's death? Never heard of her
She give me that super neck like I was Big Bird
Get motherfucking racks like my name was Lil Durk
Why you always so mad, ho? Go and smirk
Shot *BEEP* in the head, I watched him die
Like Lil Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Stop gambling, ho, stop rolling that die
I got so high, I drank some hair gel
Furby's on my dick, and she go "WOO! WOO!"
Get banned for your bad username in my game of Kahoot!
It's the motherfucking situation, and I ain't getting dire
Your father looks like the drones that were on Wilshire
This song got no hook like Toasterqueen12
If you a drainer, you belong with the devil in hell
Yung Lambo is banned from the very bad call
That, that, that be molly raw
[Outro: Lil Mosquito Disease]
Fuck Hood Guy
Stupid dumbass bitch made me do this verse
I fucking hate him
He deserves to die, he's a fucking loser
And his haircut looks like the motherfucking, the pieces of shit that I see in the fucking, fuckity fuck fuck, yeah
Listen to my music, please
Cornucopia was written by Hood Guy & Lil Mosquito Disease.
Hood Guy released Cornucopia on Fri Feb 04 2022.