Corduroy Houseshoes Skit

[Interlude: Ron, Young Dolph, Ron's Friend]
What y'all was doin' in middle school?
What middle school you went to, Ron?
I went to, what middle school? Airways
Where my Daddy went to?
Went to Magnolia, Airways, then went to Hamilton
There wasn't no Cord back then?
Yeah, no Cord, but we got busted, we got busted
When?
Where my Daddy go to?
Bust up
Oh, okay, okay
Huh?
My Daddy went to Airways too?
Yeah, your daddy went to Airways, nigga
Me and your dad went to school from the first to the twelfth together
Hell no, man
Yup, first to twelfth
First grade to the twelfth grade, graduated in seventy, 1977
What high school? What y'all was doin' in high school?
Man, man, pimpin'
Haha
Man, your, man, your daddy used to have one-pockets on, nigga
You don't know 'bout no one-pocket
Your daddy used to wear a slack one-pocket, nigga, with house shoes, nigga, with silk t-shirt and silk drawers
And a apple hat, nigga, with the dollar junts in it, nigga
Your daddy sold dollar junts, nigga
Nigga, you had a, you had a uncle, nigga, you had a uncle, nigga
Uncle Vic was the man, nigga, are you crazy? (Haha)
Nigga had it back, goin' on back in the day
He kept all suited and booted
Haha
Your daddy used to wear one-pockets, nigga
If you had some one-pockets on, nigga, you, you had arrived, nigga
One-pocket silk pants with house shoes, corduroy house shoes?
Man, he was it
Hell no
Man, Dolph, man, your dad was it, top dog, nigga
Back in the day, pimp
Tellin' you, man, Dolph was it
Dolph had the 'do, nigga
This nigga Dolph had the 'do, nigga, haha
He had the what?
Your daddy had the 'do, nigga
Your daddy had the process, nigga (Haha)
Man, your daddy went to the beauty shop to get his hair did, nigga
He had no curl, nigga had
Nigga had the, had the-the-the-the permanent, nigga, haha
You don't know nothin' 'bout that
Hell no, man
You don't know nothin' 'bout that
Today's my boy birthday
I know it's his birthday, man, I wish I was down there, man
Yeah, he-he-he, he been, he been had his birthday I come and see him
I'm finna come and kick it with him for a minute then I gotta go to work
Man
My nigga's birthday today, yup
Dolph, let me eat, let me get to eatin' my cornflakes, man
I'ma holler at you a little later, Dolph, good to talk to you, man
Alright, love you, Ron
Alright, love you too, Dolph
Alright