Coolest Rappers is the longest, and arguably greatest track, from BATTTS' EP Fallout. This track features Prez and Batty Records artist Gary the Cool Guy, both of which has has collaborated with in the past. This was recorded and set for release before the BATTTS and Gary the Cool Guy beef.
[Verse 1: BATTTS]
Batty gang unite
I am the best rapper in sight
We are the coolest rappers
Because we are not crappers
We write all day
Without any pay
So our music is the best
It is by far better than the rest
Nobody can outrap us
Until we get hit by a bus
All at the same time
And die saying the same line
But that'll never happen
Or so I hope
So buy this rap pin
And see the pope
You're too bad at music
So get covered in bruises
[Verse 2: Prez]
I used to be a man of the pee poo
Hit the clubs to see you
Used to dream one day I'd be downvoting like a libido (Nirvana)
That was back when I downvoted Bakkerij
Man, but it was tough, 'cause I was a fag to him
So it sucked to hand him his balls, nuts
Yeah, lookin' back on my Juuls
How me and E-cig Blu almost got fooled
'Cause we vaped good and I had wood
Was it vapor? I don't know, but
Something told me I should vape too
Then we got stuck in high school, I shoved a locker up his asshole
Yeah, but I think of I downvoted like every night
And every post I might've buried, sometimes I look at karmaand I
Wonder is there karma for a bitch? And if so, is the server time nice?
Dark mode for subs like r/wooosh, voting up instead of down for once
Huh, here a post, there a post
Everywhere a post, share and share a post
But just don't compare post
Instead of comparin' posts, pick a fair fight
Compare me to Wombat, that's a bombastic similarity
Compare me to Bakkerij
Compare me to Paul, Logan or Aaron
Compare me to Gordy, G-Mo, or Hop
Do not compare me to that Kevin bitch
Or all this fuckin' Pee Pee and Poo hip-hop
This is where all that stupid shit stops
Compare me to balls that created this thot
The penis, the cock, 9 willies get sucked, I'm sending a lock
Don't come around with them floss moves tryna shoot
Compare me to Ninja, snipers get boonked
One by one, compare me to Ireland, I'm potatoing all
They're going home to fuck Pasta, aw
Compare me to Hitler Adolf, yah
I'm d-d-downvoting the post, ha
In the subreddit
Told her I'd downvote the post like buttered toast
Ate a dog like a fucking hog, oh shit
Get the arrow like an upvote
In your face like I'm up close
But Prez's not for the faint of balls
Goin' at these posters like Spez
Y'all want downvotes, we can make a stupid post like Wombat
Y'all lookin' at the charred pee-mains of Bat0403
Prez whip
Spray it, like BAT
[Verse 3: Gary the Cool Guy]
Gary don't mess around
Gary got the strap
Gang gang, hiddem with that gang shit
That redstone block, that head so locked
That hedgerow shot, you dead boy
Glock with the dick, got a AK with a Tayto on top
Got a baker with the tray sitting ready
And you know that heater burning
Turn the furnace, earnin' surgeons
Got so much cash I'm learning German
Got so much ass I'm dirty, sermon
You can't fuck with Gary, no
You can't fuck with Batty, no
You can't topple the mountain
And you can't fuck with the fountain
Dip dip, we outta this bitch so
Sip sip, we crowding this bitch
Lip lip
Tick tick
Spliff lit
Lips zipped
Dipshit
Peace
Coolest Rappers was written by Gary The Cool Guy & Prez745 & BATTTS.
Coolest Rappers was produced by BATTTS.
BATTTS released Coolest Rappers on Mon Sep 23 2019.