Cool As Shit (You Make My Dreams)

When you make a song, you have to make the music
And I usually let John do it
But I'm doing it instead (yeah, yeah)
For this song, I bought a guitar and learned to play it
And I'm gonna fucking slay it
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking shred
Oh yeah, after this (ooh-oo)
It's gonna sound cool as shit (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
Yeah, after this (ooh-oo, ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
It's gonna sound cool as shit (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)

Wait I forgot this verse actually comes before it
And up next up is the chorus
That's when I play guitar
I can't wait, it's so great
I woke up early to practice
But then I got distracted
So I practiced in the car
On the way here, after this
Still did it (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
It's gonna sound cool as shit
(ooh-oo, right now, it's gonna sound cool as shit, here we go)
Here it is
It's gonna sound cool as shit
3-2-1! (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
Alright, come on now, listen to this
Fuck, shit, wait...
Wait, lemme try again
Here we go...
What, fuck, it's not fucking, wait, shit...
Oh, one more time, it's plugged in now
Here we go

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah, did you hear that?
About six seconds ago I shredded guitar like
Boop-boo-deep, boop-boo-deep, ahh-yeah!
Yeah, huh-yeah! That part was cool as shit! (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
Wasn't it?
Hey-oh, what'd you think of my bitchin' guitar part?
Oh yeah, hey wasn't that cool as shit? (ooh-oo, ooh-oo)
Oates, hey Oates, hey Oates, were you listening to my guitar part?
Yeah, wasn't it cool as shit?
Hey Oates, hey Oates, can you hear me, man, what'd you think
Tell me, dude, what'd you think, what'd you think of the part when I played guitar
Wasn't it cool?
Oates, hey Oates, hey Oates, Oates, hey Oates...