Conundrum

[Verse 1]
Whitest kid since Johnny Test in the winter
I got much longer legs than a pro sprinter
My dick is never wet even in the shower
You know my teeth be worse than Austin Power’s
I started this but I’m the most hated
Yet I’m all over the place like I masturbated
I have all the power yet no respect
Even though I could out do all of you with no contest
I’m on top in almost every category
Yet hating on me seems like it’s almost mandatory
I got everybody so envious, it’s so obvious
Because with some trash I generate a greater audience
When I put no effort that’s when it gets huge
And then I can dive into my money pile like Scrooge
The only thing they care about is the camera
They’re all spinning like a turtle, Gamera
Their best creations always involve me
I’m Pikachu, they never want to evolve me
My music got them leaving like chats on Snapchat
Tryna have fun yet you’re acting like you wear a SnapBack
My wallet used to be empty yet I still bought plenty of Pepsi
I’d rather sing yet my voice is worse than live happy
I’m sorry I couldn’t come up with something more snappy
But my IQ is in the negatives, you know I’m not savvy
I’m lying when it comes to girls that like me
Because the chances of that existing is unlikely
The only Rollie that I like are the Rolling Stones
Getting the green like it’s apart of the fucking hill zone
Blasting pass the competition like the genesis
Your failures work to my benefit like some medicine
You can’t ignore me like the room with the elephant
Because when I show up I’m always with that emphasis
I'm jacking off when I could fuck in my room with
A bitch to sit on my dick like a witch on a broom
How is the one with the lanyard and no manners
The one setting the standard, when he keeps going backwards

[Hook]
My heartbeat are the Billie Jean drums
On the hot one hundred she be number 1
She’s the only one I truly ever loved
When it ended she left me with this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum
With this conundrum

[Verse 2]
To rap, you need an ego
I'm trying to find my place as if I were Nemo
Fighting myself like Super Smash Bros
Everyone else tryna super smash hoes
But, my life in one word, substandard
All I’m tryna do is look forward
I have so many thoughts I feel like a hoarder
She swung from my heart strings like Peter Parker
Calm down, take a breather
“She gonna pick you or me?” Bitch its neither
You’re on the bottom like a 2012 memer
And you cheat on every match like a twitch streamer

[Hook]
My heartbeat are the Billie jean drums
On the hot one hundred she be number 1
She’s the only one I truly ever loved
When it ended she left me with this conundrum
Conundrum, conundrum