​consumer blues

[Verse 1]
I was walking down the field
Another day, another ballgame
Our new pitcher on the mound:
(now pitching for the seattle garages)
Chorby soul, when along came
A horde of sharks with teeth so sharp they could cut right through our bats
Ready to consume and take away all of our stats

[Chorus]
Oh no, oh no
Look down below
Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for our soul
You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole
Oh no, oh no
Look down below
Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for us all
You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole

[Harmonica Solo]

[Verse 2]
And as the killer fish attacked I held onto my cowboy hat
And jumped from nose to nose between two bites, the league's most gracious acrobat
But as I grabbed poor chorby soul from the jaws of defeat
I felt the teeth of an aquatic beast wrapped around my feet

[Chorus]
Oh no, oh no
Look down below
Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for our soul
You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole
Oh no, oh no
Look down below
Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for us all
You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole