Constipation Blues

[Verse 1]
I’ve been feeling down as of recent
I’ve been in so much pain
I used to go so frequently
I wish I could do that again
But I got them constipation blues
Baby, I got them constipation blues

[Verse 2]
Infrequent bowel movements
Of shit so shockingly small
But I guess I’m only human
And we gotta go through it all but
It’s giving the constipation blues
I got them constipation blues

[Bridge]
Oh, baby, it’s hurting me
More than I can say
Who knew that Burger King
Could cause so much pain?

[Verse 1]
I’ve been feeling down as of recent
I’ve been in so much pain
I used to go so frequently
I wish I could do that again
But I got them constipation blues
Baby, I got them constipation blues

[Outro]
I got them constipation blues