Constipation Blues

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love
Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We named this song, Constipation Blues

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh
UMM-UOOMH
OOH!
OH!
UH UH
Aaah
UOH, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't think I can take much more
Let it go
Aah
I got a pain down inside
It won't be denied
Every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go!
WOAH, UMMH
Let it go!
OH!
WAAAAOOOH!
This pain, it ain't no thrill
It keep's messin' with my will
Let it go!

SPLASH!!! SPSHHH....
Maybe, maybe I-I'm gonna be alright
I think, I think
Yes, I think I'm gonna be alright!
SPLASH!!! Shpsh...
Yeah
I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright
SPLASH!
Flush

Phew
Phew
Phew...
Feel alright