Conjunction Junction

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your funk?

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hookin’ up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or", they'll get you pretty far

"And": That's an additive, like "this and that"
"But": That's the opposite, "not this but that"
And then there's "or": O-R, ‘ya got a choice like "this or that"
"And", "but", and "or", they’ll get you pretty far

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hookin’ up two boxcars and makin’ 'em run right
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Steamrollin’ down the tracks and

Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, diggin’ and scratchin’
Losin’ your shoe and a button or two
He's poor but honest, sad but true
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-oh!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
What’s your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hookin’ up two cars to one when you say somethin’ like this choice:

[Drum break]

"Either now or later"
"Neither now nor ever"
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat

"Either now or later"
"Neither now nor ever"
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat

"Either now or later"
"Neither now nor ever"
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat
Never mind, I wouldn't do that!

[Horn Break]

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hookin’ up cars and making 'em function
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I like tyin’ up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm gonna get you there if you're very careful
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm gonna get you there
Conjunction Junction, what’s your…. Funk?