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[Verse]
I was foldin' the dishes while drinkin' my sheets
My mamas a virgin, she walkin' my fish
One night in the morning I was eating my soda
My dog is a cow, cause he drinkin' a brick
I was braiding my bald spot while tying my sandal with candle
My girl started suckin' her dick, I don't like spaghetti while using confetti cause the mayonnaise it always get stuck in my wrist
If you kill me I'm beating your ass and I'm tellin' my dad
I'm an orphan but that's what you get
I was takin' shower from the side of the car but it didn't have none so I'm takin' a shit
Blind people can't see you they just gotta eat seafood
But if you deaf just listen to this
My mom couldn't have me so when she gave birth she had an abortion when I was like six
They keep callin' me gay but I'm not that's my boyfriend, he straight but he really attracted to men
If you bark like a dog Imma bark like a tree cause I'm grabbin' a stick, I'ma shoot at your pit
My brother is weird he was beatin' his meat and I really seen him take his dick out his clit

[Hook]
I was smokin' the beer and drinkin' some weed
It's hot outside so I'm boutta freeze
I had a heart attack for dinner
I'm drivin' my car but I stopped cause the light turned green
I tripped over a buildin' in Florida Dakota cause the hippo kept walkin' on top of my screen
I'm inside of a Walmart while shoppin' at Target cause I really don't want no KFC

[Outro]
Well uh this is the end of the song, I don't know what to do now
I guess I'm just gonna to talk shit like any other rapper
But I don't really rap a lot cause I don't like Christmas
Unless you present something to me like in class but I don't have any classes
A girl with class tried to tell me she was bored one day and I was like "Why don't you just write on the whiteboard?"
Cause she don't like to marker but I marked it one time when she said wanted to walk away from me
But I don't like meat either way cause I'm vegan but I do like when I give girls meat but they not vegan either but every single time I try to date a pescatarian they pussy smell like fish and I don't like fishin' for shit I don't like to find unless you're like a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow
That means you on that gay shit
But this rain actually wondering when I rain I-
Nah but like there's a lot of things going on
Like sometimes I'll even drink juice cause Hawaiian Punch you know what I mean?
And I don't wanna get beat up unless I beat my meat but other times like I realized I can't trust anything in the world like one day I was takin' a bath and I realized my shower cap but they don't even like capital letters
Well, one time I let her do things to me when I'm in the mail, but I'm a male so why would you try to give me your male-box?
That's that gay shit but
Aight this is the end of the song but why would the end end in the beginning if it never start but you gotta finish the race there's a race war and like I'm black and she's white but you're white or wrong, it doesn't matter it depends on what thong you're wearing on a Wednesday night