Cone’s Way (A Song for Conan O’Brien)

And Cone
You are my friend
You are the best
And so is Andy

You rock
You make us laugh
You are so sweet
Like cotton candy

I wrote this song today
That's why the lyrics are so shitty
But more
Much more than this
He did it Cone's way

He climbed
The highest peak
And then he dove
Into the ocean
He crawled a million miles
To give us joy
With extra lotion
He's tall, He's really pale
He has red hair
Like Howdy Doody
But more much more than this
He did it Cone's way

For what is man
What has hе got
If not himself then diddly-squat
To say the things
Hе truly feels
And not the worst of one who kneels
The record shows
He took the blows
He did it Cone's way