COMPUTER SCIENCE

Thats a funny thing to me the uhh
When you're 14- you're 16 and you can hook up a computer monitor
You know, your parents get a new- they get a new EPC
Or they get a computer they bought of QVC, they bought a TOSHIBA desktop
And it's- comes with full bloatware and you're able to hook the monitor up and get the whole thing set up and running in 15 minutes
And that blows their mind they think you're some kind of savant uhh
"Oh wah you should see my kid he hooked up my computer, he hooked up my computer in 15 minutes the kid was like a lightning watching his fingers wah go plug in chords and things likе that, it's crazy, he's like Neo from Thе Matrix, he's gonna grow up to get a big important job, he's gonna grow up to be a millionare, just wait and see he's gonna make me proud"

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And now you're 28 years old and you don't have a skill, you aren't qualified to clean toilets let's just say that
You don't have- every job everything is above your paygrade
You *laughter*
You uhmm, you're qualified to operate a vacuum, that's what you are
And it's just funny that your parents had such high hopes for you based on some fucking- some piece of shit you made in photoshop

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When life sucks and the country is going to shit and you got nothing, you just gotta dance

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