ECT today, my friends, ECT today
ECT today, my friends, help you on your way
Treatment, treatment
The doctor says I'm getting better
Less resplendent, more despondent
Psychiatry can't be wrong
You're alright now but not for long
Padded cell today, my friends, padded cell today
Padded cell today
Padded cell today, my friends
Worship, worship
Get down on your knees and frontals
Fasten seatbelts, tighten muzzles
Delusions of grandeur, one o'clock fit
You wouldn't really read about it
Doctor oh fix me, oh fix mе, oh fix me, oh fix me
ECT today, my friends, ECT today
You won't find еither anywhere
In Highgate cemetery or Hampstead fair
Doctor oh fix me, oh fix me, oh fix me, oh fix me
Help you on your way
Groin me, groin me
A nipple bender
Screw my head off, change my gender
Life is such monotony
Without a good lobotomy
Life is such monotony
Without a good lobotomy