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[Skit: Complete the Look]
Glistening medalion, silk shirt open to the navel, something missing?
(Complete the Look...)
Complete the look with a personalized chest wig at Vice City's one-stop shop for people who know what the ladies want
Wow, you look manly!
(Complete the Look!)

[Skit 2: Knife After Dark]
He was just the boy next door…
Hi! Well hello there, Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season
Hey, can I borrow a knife?
A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears
Knife Aftеr Dark - rated R for Retarded.

[Skit 3: Complete the Look]
Italian loafеrs without socks, deconstructed linen suit, something missing?
(Complete the Look...)
...with a flesh-tone sleeveless T-shirt at Vice City's one-stop shop for people who dress for success
Wow! You look like everyone else
Complete the Look!

[Skit 4: Petstuffers]
Oh Max, we go everywhere together, right boy?
At Petstuffers we know there's nothing more then a relationship between man and his dog, sometimes you just can't let go
Max, you didn't eat your food, that's the second week in a row! Max?
When the unspeakable happens just put your four-legged friend in the fridge or freezer, then call Petstuffers!
We'll be there within a week to pick him up and in less than a month he'll be back good as new
Through and ancient Egyptian miracle process called taxideremy, you and your best friend will always be together!
Yeah, that's a good dog!
Petstuffers, when you just can't let go
And coming soon Grandparents Forever