Commentator (Skit, Pt. 2)

[Skit: Ralph Barbosa Jr & That Mexican OT]
Mil Gallitos with tons to prove here
Wants to carry on the legacy of his late great brother
Fat Gallitos, who was killed in the ring by a luchador named El Puerko Azul
Oh, and all the sudden a turn of events
El Bango Wifo has got Mil Gallitos locked in his signature hold
The Reverse Doggystyle Lily Hammer
Mil Gallitos refusing to tap in his tag team partner
The Invisible Masturbator
The Invisible Masturbator has one hand in the ring
Begging to be tapped in
Meanwhile, his other hand cannot be seen
But we can imagine whеre it's at, OT
I'll tell you what, if I'm Mil Gallitos right now
I would just accept thе loss, I'd tap
I'd accept what's gonna happen to my wife
It's nothing that burning a few Gallitos couldn't fix (Yeah, yeah)
Yeah, but I still wouldn't want to touch that hand either, Pimp Hand
Oh, and out of the nowhere
The ring has been swarmed by the wrestling world's most hated luchadores
Los Federales
Los Federales? I hate those guys