Comma For Cow

Suzy the Cow doesn’t frown
She keeps it together alright
Even though she wants to cry
Wants to feel satisfied
As the tears start to slide
Down cheeks of black and white

She’s had a false smile tacked on her face
Ever since that dreadful day
When she broke it off

Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
How much she misses you
Just call her up to share a little joke
You fool
You ever stop to think that she’s not a “bitch”?
Life ain’t so simple y’know
Maybe it’s circumstance; it’s time again
For romance, she needs your romance

She downs the hooch after dark
She’s been fucking some goateed shark
All she wants is that damn llama
She wants this to be a comma
A little ripple of nasty drama;
Just hope there’s not much trauma

She’s sick of all these sad songs singing her life
Of all this useless shit advice
She’s heard it all more than twice

Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
How much she thinks of you
C’mon and break that vow; call the cow
You fool
You ever stop to think that she’s not a “bitch”?
Life ain’t so simple y’know
Maybe it’s circumstance; it’s time again
For romance, she needs your romance