Coming Soon To A Bar Near You

[Verse 1]
Sun will be sinkin' in an hour
Downtown will be kickin' on the power
Neon, all night long
They'll be taking all the chairs off the tables
Linin' up bottles by the label
Tabs open, all the way 'til closin'

[Chorus]
And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sippin' on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissin' a stranger
After tossin' back a few
Every five minutes somewherе in the world
There's anothеr heart breakin' in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you

[Verse 2]
They'll be cracked right down the middle
Trying to numb the pain just a little
Barely hangin' on, dressed up like nothing's wrong
And you might not recognize them
They'll do their best to disguise them
Yeah, they'll fool you good everywhere you look

[Chorus]
And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sippin' on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissin' a stranger
After tossin' back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breakin' in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you

[Bridge]
Pour all the brokenhearted one more round
In every red light city and every stop sign town

[Chorus]
And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sippin' on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissin' a stranger
After tossin' back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breakin' in two
And they're coming soon to a bar
Oh, they're coming soon to a bar near you