Comin’ Out For Christmas (Live Version)

[Verse 1]
Christmas, that magic time of the year
Mom and dad are glad everyone's here
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree
And aunty made a fruitcake naturally
But her fruitcake ain't the only one at the table
And there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able
And by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yeah brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl ain't got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear

[Chorus]
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay

[Verse 2]
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong

[Chorus]
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay

[Verse 3]
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go, hello

[Chorus]
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay