Colon-Blo

Sticking to the walls of your insides
A corrosive enzyme lives and breathes
Only to be excreted
With help of fiber and balanced diet

Tilting equilibrium
Makes way for nausea
Rectal muscle gives way
Flooding down your leg

Enhanced nutrition
Sliding right through the body
No time to digest
Colon bursts out the chest

Sickening stench
Of methane and bile
Colon blows like a rubber hose
The sweet odor invades your nose

Trying to grab your gasmask
Sometimes an uneasy task
When your pubis is dismembered from your abdomen

Part II

Thank you for calling [?], how can I help you?
Hi, can I have meat please
Hello meat? Ha, ha
Come on you cretin
You cretin meat man
[?]
Hi, is this meat?
[?]
Yeah, I was interested in Cattle Decapitation
Cattle decapitation? Oh, I think this probably isn't the right department
Well
What do you need to know?
Um, what exactly transpires there?
With cattle decapitation? We don't do it here
So you're saying you wouldn't have it?
No
I don't know how I feel about it either, I'm just looking for a little feedback, I guess
Yeah we don't do it here
What?
We don't have anything to do with the processing or anything here
Of, of what?
You said Cattle Decapitation, right?
I did
Yeah, we don't do that here
Where—, why not? Or wh-where would I go?
Probably to a meat packing plant
I mean, what is this, some kind of meat market here? What are you running here?
I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you
Um, how about duck decapitation?
Duck decapitation? no
'kay
*laughter*