College Prep

[Mrs. Rich]
Hello everybody and welcome to- oh wait is thing oh it is?
it is on? Okay.

I'm your college readiness counselor Mrs. Rich and today, we'll be showing you some of the basics of college

First, I want you all to know only about 21% of you will work in your desired field of study, and the rest of you..
You will have a lifetime of debt to deal with but that is your problem, so how exciting does that sound kids?

Great!

Now if you observe here at this graph made by who knows,
We don't question our sources cause there's too much money involved, but unfortunately for most of the boys you have a sky-rocketing chance of being a registered sex-offender and doesn't that sound fun or what? You get the chances to party and can't tell the girl you just hooked up with is 22 or 15. But hey, it makes for good stories later in life and, on the flip side for you ladies, your chances of being sexually assaulted increases 300% and isn't that great too. And for all you minorities, you can get a tokenized 15% discount as an apology for racism, except for the Native Americans. We're gonna keep giving you little to nothing in reparations. Sorry Chiefs! better luck next time

So now with some of the basics down, Who's ready for college?!