Coldest Thing In This Bar

[Verse 1]
You never liked the way that I liked
To come in this place and drink beer
So I don't know why you look so surprised
To see me sittin' right here
That look you just shot me sent shivers down my spine
Thank God I ain't sober
Thank Hell froze over 'cause the devil's on special tonight

[Chorus]
Make a shot of chilled tequila
And buckets of bottled Bud Light
Keg sittin' in the back
'Bout twenty on draft and a whole lot of whiskey on ice
Making frozen margaritas
Mixed drinks in mason jars
And it's crazy to me how you can still be
The coldest thing in this bar

[Verse 2]
If I wanted this weather, we'd still be together
I can feel you from across the room
Like it's snowing inside in the middle of July
They should name a storm after you
I should probably hunker down
And get a little drunker now
Seek a little cover then another and another
'Cause long as you're hangin' around

[Chorus]
Make a shot of chilled tequila
And buckets of bottled Bud Light
Keg sittin' in the back
'Bout twenty on draft and a whole lot of whiskey on ice
Making frozen margaritas
Mixed drinks in mason jars
And it's crazy to me how you can still be
The coldest thing in this bar

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, you're the coldest thing in this bar
Yeah

[Chorus]
Take a shot of chilled tequila
And buckets of bottled Bud Light
Keg sittin' in the back
'Bout twenty on draft and a whole lot of whiskey on ice
Making frozen margaritas
Mixed drinks in mason jars
And it's crazy to me how you can still be
The coldest thing in this bar

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, you're the coldest drink in this bar
Yeah