Cold Joker

Cold joker
She's a hot smoker alright
Bullshitter
With his new baby sitter
And she makes him feel all right

Big talker
He won't use his walker
But it's gonna be all right
Feels better
In her new tight sweater
And he's gonna work it tonight

'Cause he's a cold joker
And she's a hot smoker
Cold joker, yeah

Hot smoker
Reads Bram Stoker out loud
"Cold Joker, no more
That's all you're allowed!
Take out your false teeth
Make Vampire proud."

Darth Vader
Soon to be invader
With his lampshades and lace
Routine stand up
Now he better sit down
'Cause he's going blue in the face
Getting sicker
And it's hard on the ticker
And he can't keep the pace

Now he's a cold joker
Cold joker
Cold joker