Coffee Shop - Skit

[Abulography]
Yaar, mein abhi adhay ghantay se coffee shop mein betha hua hon
Iss sari hui tees degree ki garmi mein
Aur abhi mujhe tees minute aur wait karna hai
Kyuki madam is busy in her pedicure
Excuse me sir, yeh apki coffee
Haan lao, yaar, lao
Yaar, cheeni kahan hai ?
Sir, cheeni min-
Arrey, mein dalta hon, yaar, mein dalta hon ,please le aaou yaar
What kind of brain do you have?
I have to send 10 messages and do 100 missed calls to just get a
Mujhe paanch minute aur dena
Yaar, dimagh hai tumahray paas ?
You know what? I'm done
And you know what?
I'm going to date a fucking donkey 'cause, at least, he is more capable than you
Bye